Every Member A Businessman

The Deseret News ran a story with the headline Mormons can now share LDS faith through personalized, printable pass-along cards. The cards look like business cards.  This is perfect since the LDS Church is ran like a business.  I remember in a Priesthood meeting where men discussed that Jesus would come back looking like a member of the church.  The teacher of the class stated that he believed Jesus would be wearing a suit and tie like the missionaries.  I guess Jesus would now be wearing slacks and a colorful tie since LDS Church now has a more casual Friday approach for the Missionaries (see No suit and tie — LDS missionaries get wardrobe makeover).  The slogan I learned as a Mormon was, "Every member a missionary."  However, remember when you get a business card from a Mormon  they are only living what should be their new church slogan, "Every member a businessman."